I am so excited to be a part of today's book blitz for Nomad. As soon as I read the synopsis, I knew this was a book I had to read. Then I took part in the cover reveal, seeing the gorgeous ass-kicking cover for the first time, the deal was sealed. I was completely sold. Now I have a copy for review from the author, and I can't wait to read and review it for you guys!! That'll be coming soon!
Have fun reading the guest post below by J.L. Bryan himself (it's hilarious!), and make sure to enter the giveaway at the bottom for a chance to win an eCopy of Nomad for the Kindle or Nook.
Title: Nomad
Author: J.L. Bryan
Publication date: July 26th 2013
Genre: New Adult time travel dystopian novel
Book Blitz organized by: Xpresso Book Tours
~Synopsis~
A new dystopian novel from the author of Jenny Pox - coming July 26th.
They took everything: her family, her home, her childhood.
By the age of nineteen, Raven has spent most of her life in the sprawling slums of America, fighting as a rebel against the dictatorship. When the rebellion steals an experimental time-travel device, she travels back five decades to the year 2013. Her plan: assassinate the future dictator when he is still young and vulnerable, long before he comes to power. She must move fast to reshape history, because agents from her own time are on her trail, ready to execute her on sight.
~What Not to Wear When Traveling Through Time~
Guest post by J.L. Bryan
When the conversation turns to time travel, as it so often does, you'll hear a lot of blather about the risks and dangers. Everyone talks about the risk of universe-destroying paradoxes, but little attention is given to the risk of universe-destroying fashion decisions.
Don't fear! We've put together this handy guide to what to wear (and now wear!) on your next time-travel escapade.
DON'T wear high heels. If you're travelling into the past, you may have to escape Nazis or rabid cavemen. In the future, watch out for killer cyborgs and radioactive mutants! Whatever your destination, be prepared to run for your life. We recommend comfortable, well-worn running shoes, with combat boots as a useful second option. If you're attending a formal event in another century, simply pack those high heels in your carry-on luggage. If you must have high heels, pick the stilettos, as they can double as a handy weapon.
DON'T dress in a silver bodysuit with a clear bubble helmet, especially with antennae on top. People will mistake you for a 1950's era space alien rather than a time traveler, leading to a variety of potential problems: quarantine, imprisonment, military attack, being a guest on The Today Show, and other horrific outcomes. Dress in a low-key fashion, and save the aluminum-foil outfit for another occasion...or, actually, just throw it away. That silver bodysuit doesn't go well with your hair.
DON'T wear ankle-length dresses, tight corsets, or other binding clothes. Again, you may need to fight or flee for survival, so jeans or slacks might be your best bet. Short skirts are both alluring and provide ample kicking radius, in case you need to kick in a face or two.
DON'T clash with the time and place you're visiting. Skinny jeans, for instance, are a huge no-no in the Puritan era. That cute cami top may be both comfortable and casually sexy, but if you wear it in Victorian England, you'll stick out like a sore thumb full of licentiousness and sin.
Learn before you get burned! Always study the correct attire and customs of your destination before you travel in time. For help, contact your local vintage thrift shop and/or Halloween store. Remember: the right look at the right time is the right way to go. And you can quote us on that.
If you have additional fashion tips for time travelers, please share in the comments below!
J.L. Bryan's book Nomad, a new adult time-travel dystopian, releases Friday July 26th! (See it on Goodreads.)
~About the Author~
J.L. Bryan studied English literature at the University of Georgia and at Oxford, with a focus on English Renaissance and Romantic literature. He also studied screenwriting at UCLA. He lives in the metro Atlanta sprawl with his wife Christina, where he spends most of his day serving the toddler and animal community inside his house. He is the author of the Paranormals series and the Songs of Magic series.
~Author Links~
~Giveaway~
Hilarious! The book sounds great and I can't wait to read your review. The guest post was so funny. It made me think of the scene in The Incredibles where Edna Mode explains to Mr. Incredible why she won't make a super suit with a cape. "No capes!" I have always wondered about clothes in all these time travel stories. This post might have just saved my past/present/future life. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteWe had a choice of which guest post we wanted to post, and they were all so great I had a hard time deciding. :) I remember that scene, lol. I didn't think about a fashionable time travel experience, and now we know what not to wear. ;)
DeleteThis looks like such a fun exciting book!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd that guest post is great!! I think I read another on this authors tours and I couldn't stop laughing! Awesome post!!!
He did a great job with his guest posts! It was hard to pick just one. :) Thanks so much for stopping by!
DeleteThis is why time travel would not work for me. With my luck I'd end up in the 1800's with my Victoria Secret boyfriend sweats, tank top and flip flops and they'd have me jailed or hospitalized right away
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean, lol. If I landed in the past, they'd take one look at my tattoos and freak out! :D
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