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Title: North Pole Reform School
Author: Jaimie Admans
Publication date: November 6th 2013
Genre: YA rom-com, fantasy
~ Synopsis ~
Mistletoe Bell hates Christmas. So would you if you had a name like hers. Her Christmas-mad parents make the festive season last all year, and with another Christmas looming, Mis doesn't think she can take any more. After her carelessness causes an accident at school, it seems like things can't get any worse.
Then she wakes up to find The Ghost of Christmases Ruined in her bedroom.
She is taken to the North Pole, to a reform school run by elves determined to make her love Christmas. Stuck in a misfit group of fellow Christmas-haters with a motley crew of the weird and even weirder, watched over by elves day and night, she doesn't expect to meet cute and funny Luke, who is hiding a vulnerable side beneath his sarcastic exterior. She doesn't expect to fall in love with him.
But all is not as it should be at the North Pole. A certain Mr. Claus is making the elves' lives a misery, and pretty soon Mistletoe and Luke are doing more than just learning to like Christmas.
A YA romantic comedy in which Santa is the bad guy, teaching reindeer to fly is the curriculum, and zombies have a fondness for Christmas music.
Suitable for older teens and upwards due to bad language.
~ My Thoughts ~
My Rating: 4 / 5
What do you get when you mix a forty-something alcoholic, a girl named Mistletoe, a teenaged boy who might have elf blood, a woman who thinks ducks are watching her, and a little boy who thinks he's dead? North Pole Reform School! And if you think this group of characters sound like they have nothing in common - I can tell you they do. They all hate Christmas and have been sent to the North Pole Reform School to learn how their actions have hurt others. Who's going to teach them? Elves of course!
With a name like Mistletoe, I can't blame her for not being fond of Christmas. The entire month of December would be a nightmare. I loved her right away. There were so many funny and clever moments throughout the book that I laughed out loud while reading, I really did. It was the kind of laughing that can make other people look at you strangely, too, but that just made those moments even better.
At times the mood of the story became serious, too. The characters all bring up good points as to why they've been brought there and react in believable ways. They're understandably ticked off, and they want to know how being kidnapped to the North Pole is going to make them love Christmas. Exactly! I had a lot of fun finding out why they were all gathered there, how the elves would teach them, and whether the characters would change or not.
Mistletoe and Luke grow as characters while they become close - there's nothing like starting off a relationship by waking up at the North Pole surrounded by elves! ;) I loved both of these characters, and I loved them even more together. I couldn't help but find the story behind Mistletoe's name cute. I wouldn't want her name, but it is a sweet story.
I'm so jealous I didn't dream this book up! The snark level was ah-mazing - I'm so happy to not only have discovered this book but also Jaimie Admans. It's my mission to read every book she writes!
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~ Excerpt ~
It started with a purple moose.
At least I thought it was a moose. On reflection, it could have been a reindeer, but it didn't matter at the time because it was obviously just a dream.
"Mistletoe," the moose-reindeer said.
Yep. Still hate my parents for naming me that.
"Mistletoe," it said again in a spooky echo of a voice, "I am the Ghost of Christmases Ruined, and I have come to tell you something."
"Go away." I turned over in bed.
"Mistletoe Bell," it said sharply. "Listen to me right now."
I sat up, suddenly wide awake. God, what a freaky dream.
"Mistletoe Bell," it said again. I jumped out of my skin. I clutched the duvet to me as I turned around. Of all the things I expected to see, the purple moose sitting in the middle of my carpet and looking annoyed was about the last of them.
"Wh...what are you?" I asked quietly. I didn't really believe my eyes. I must still be dreaming.
"I've tried to tell you already. I am the Ghost of Christmases Ruined."
I tried to pinch myself awake without the moose noticing. It didn't work. I didn't wake up and the moose noticed.
"It won't work," the moose said. "You're already awake."
"I'm looking at a talking purple moose. I don't think so."
"You are Mistletoe Bell?" the moose asked.
I dropped my head into my hands and edged closer to the other side of the bed.
The moose continued to look at me expectantly.
"Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't be anyone else with that stupid name."
"It's a very nice Christmas name."
"That's exactly the bloody problem. You try having a stupid Christmassy name in the middle of July or something."
"Ah yes, but it's December now."
"Screw December," I muttered.
"Aha," the moose said. "This is exactly why I'm here."
I gave it an angry look. "What the hell are you going on about?"
"Well, if you'd be so kind as to allow me to get to my point, I will enlighten you."
I sighed in frustration.
"Mistletoe Bell," the moose said, "you have been charged with ruining Christmas. Multiple counts over the years, but a particularly aggressive case this year when taking into account the fire--"
"The fire was an accident."
It gave me a glare and I rolled my eyes. "Please go on," I said, complete with a sarcastic hand gesture.
"As I was saying..." The moose had an annoyed tone to its voice now. "Ruining Christmas, multiple counts, we can't let it continue. We've been keeping an eye on you for a while now. We were actually hoping you might grow out of it now you're nearly seventeen, but the fire this year is the final straw. Mistletoe--"
"Please stop calling me that." I interrupted it again. "It's Mis, Misty, or nothing."
The moose rolled its eyes. "I am required to call you by your proper name at all times. Now, can we get on with it?"
"Get on with what?"
"Mistletoe Bell, tomorrow you will be taken to the North Pole where you will stay until you can learn how to behave acceptably and stop ruining Christmas for others. You will be part of a group who will learn the value of Christmas to all involved."
"That's ridiculous. Who's going to teach me? The polar bears?"
"The elves will teach you."
"Of course they will." I smacked my forehead. "Of course there are elves. I don't know why I expected anything else from a purple moose."
The moose made a frustrated noise. "Mistletoe, do you understand?"
"I will be taken to the North Pole and taught by elves? Yes, I understand perfectly."
"I must be on my way. Sweet dreams, Mistletoe." The moose got up and jumped out of the window.
I rolled over and went back to sleep. I must've eaten cheese before bed last night or something. There were more weird dreams. I dreamt of flying above the rooftops and over the oceans, and it was really, really cold. I'm pretty sure I could hear strains of "Walking in the Air" in the distance.
~ About the Author: Jaimie Admans ~
Jaimie is a 28-year-old English-sounding Welsh girl with an awkward-to-spell name. She lives in South Wales and enjoys writing, gardening, drinking tea and watching horror movies. She hates spiders and cheese & onion crisps. She has been writing for years but has never before plucked up the courage to tell people. Afterlife Academy is her third novel and she hopes you enjoy it. There are plenty more on the way!
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